Next time you play hide-n-seek, be glad you're not a horse.
|Hi!! Are you ready to play? |
Huh huh huh?
|Okay, here are the rules: You count to thirty. |
With your eyes closed. Then try to find me.
Come on, do it. I'm waiting!
|Seriously? I see you peeking! Not fair!|
|I'm coming for you now! |
You can't get to home base without going around me.
Nah nah nah nah!
|Shoot. This cover doesn't work. |
I'm not as thin as I used to be.
|You don't see me. You don't see me. |
I'm blending with the tree.
La, la, la, la, la. Nothing to see here.
|Uh..... you do see me? Dang it! |
Quick, horse jokes to distract you:
Where do horses stay in a hotel?
In the bridle suite, of course!
What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A tale of WHOA!
|Hey! You with the camera! |
Now I'm coming for YOU, ya punk. This is MY pasture.
No hiding from me!